I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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