I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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