what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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