I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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