I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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