you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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