we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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