no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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