Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Randomize
