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That's how twitter works, right?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
