Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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