I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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