She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He did a backflip because drugs
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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