it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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