remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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