Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
bring money and cleavage
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
