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Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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