So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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