I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so explain again why im purple
no
I will die if light touches me.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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