no. you can't hotbox the world.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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