Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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