i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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