Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
