i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
