I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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