So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish i was in the wii world.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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