ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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