Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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