Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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