Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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