office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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