the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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