butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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