They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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