of course. lets lasso hookers.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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