eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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