Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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