Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Randomize
