I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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