i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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