Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
