Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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