His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I am available for nakedness
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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