i permit you to call me
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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