NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i came on her dog
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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