I wanna bring you to show and tell
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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