we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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