Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
