North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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