i need an iv and a liver transplant
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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